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    November 14

    其实没什么的

    最近我们班打算去长隆。
    今晚我问女生A:你去长隆么~
                女生A:女生B去我就去~
    我马上就开始担心女生B会说:女生A去我就去~
                女生A:女生B说最近要努力学数论,你去説服女生B吧,就凭你的灿如莲花之舌(原文)~
    接着我打电话给女生B,嘟嘟两下然后被挂了,然后一条信息过来:请问你是谁?
    真是一个令人伤感的问题。
    然后我回:......征集备考数论的有志之人一同前往长隆......
    过了好久,女生B回:不好意思,我刚刚出去了一下。万分抱歉,我们一致觉得没时间兼没钱。
                                 为什么我们不去长隆,因为我们对数论爱得深沉。
    信科院女生的言语通常很有惊喜~
     
     
    前几天我跟表哥去医院看望患关节炎的姑婆。
    我们在-2楼等电梯,
    电梯外一张纸写着:污染物专用电梯。
    我疑惑,表哥就说:没什么的。
    进去看到另一张纸:污染物·尸体。
    真的,其实真的没什么。
    我们走出电梯时刚好有人经过,
    从他的眼神中读出几分诧异,
    毕竟看到两具活灵活现的“尸体”并非人人都会有的经历,
    但我想跟他说:其实没什么的。

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    王小义wrote:
    看来你知道我为什么“口吃”了……
    Dec. 8
    王小义wrote:
    看来你知道我为什么“口吃”了……
    Dec. 8
    王小义wrote:
    看来你知道我为什么“口吃”了……
    Dec. 8
    Gene Howrote:
    你有口吃啊!?乜都讲3次...I am not a message,neither...
    Nov. 22
    Gene Howrote:
    你有口吃啊!?乜都讲3次...I am not a message,neither...
    Nov. 22
    王小义wrote:
    (-_-!)我系班长所以怂恿人去玩呢d野当然系我做~
    Nov. 20
    王小义wrote:
    (-_-!)我系班长所以怂恿人去玩呢d野当然系我做~
    Nov. 20
    王小义wrote:
    (-_-!)我系班长所以怂恿人去玩呢d野当然系我做~
    Nov. 20
    Skysky KOwrote:
    看来你"去长隆,识女仔"的计划落空了
    Nov. 16

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